Chatroom Aficionados Gifts

Communication

Woman on the phone.

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Testimonial from cyberspace.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Airport Literature

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Chat Show, "Bonsoir. Comment Allez-Vous?"

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Too Much Information.

parrot can't stand small squawk

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'