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Communication

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Testimonial from cyberspace.

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Airport Literature

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Chat Show, "Bonsoir. Comment Allez-Vous?"

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Too Much Information.

parrot can't stand small squawk

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."