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Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Airport Literature

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

parrot can't stand small squawk

'I am so unfriending you!'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'