Chat Room Enthusiast Gifts

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Airport Literature

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

parrot can't stand small squawk