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Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Airport Literature

Too Much Information.

parrot can't stand small squawk

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'