Chat Room Aficionados Gifts

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Chat Show, "Bonsoir. Comment Allez-Vous?"

Airport Literature

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"And finally...."

'I'm leaving you Hector, I found a new best friend in the internet chat room.'

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''