Chatroom Aficionado Gifts

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Woman on the phone.

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"She can be outspoken."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

The phantom of the Oprah.

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Family Problems

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'She was my silent business partner - then we married and she hasn't shut up since!'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

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