Cyber Chat Aficionado Gifts

'Sarah, it's that bloke you've been chatting to on the computer.'

Woman on the phone.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

The phantom of the Oprah.

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

Testimonial from cyberspace.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

Empty Telco Hardware Room

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

Airport Literature

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.