Virtual Chat Enthusiast Gifts

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

Woman on the phone.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Social Notworking

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

"IRL sucks."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

Airport Literature

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

Twitter vs Threads

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?