Self-chat Enthusiast Gifts

Online dating can be very confusing --- I just spent 20 minutes chatting with myself.

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'Hello... is anybody there?'

'I'm leaving you Hector, I found a new best friend in the internet chat room.'

"And finally...."

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."