Self-chat Enthusiast Gifts

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Airport Literature

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"And finally...."

'I'm leaving you Hector, I found a new best friend in the internet chat room.'

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."