Self-talker Enthusiast Gifts

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Self-realization.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"Once I figured out who and what I was, doors just opened for me."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Feed me

'You never ask me if I still love myself.'

'Well, it's MY meaning of life!'

"What do you mean MOO?"

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

The Social Media Expert

"Could it be the one you're hiding from is you?"