Self-dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

'Note to Self: stop obsessing so much about being obsessed and just concentrate on that.'

"Yeah, yeah, I know - I'm talking to myself again."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

'I agree with the government.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

'I wish there was someone here who could insult me and give me hope at the same time!'

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

"Let's make a deal, doc. I'll stop diagnosing myself on the internet when you start making house calls again."

The Power of the Pen

Thinking about Peace

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

Burkini Controversy

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."