'Mumble mumble.' - 'He talks to himself.' - 'Then disagrees with everything he's said.'
Internal Dialogue Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the internal dialogue enthusiast? Our collection brings humor, wit, and a dash of introspection to everyday items. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate your inner voice and love of self-reflection. Whether it's a clever quote or a playful design, these products are designed to bring a smile and perhaps a little nudge to your daily contemplation. Gift yourself or a fellow thinker the chance to showcase their inner dialogue in style.
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
Battle of the sexes in a relationship
"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
Dogs Must Be On A Leash.
Quentin Tarantino
'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'
"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."
"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."
"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."
I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.
"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."
"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."
A poison pen fights a poison mic.
"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"
Mamet Bedtime Stories
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.
"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"
Interior Monologuist
'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'
I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.
Don
An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.
"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"
The Power of the Pen
Thinking about Peace
"I'm good thanks."
Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.
"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"
"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."
"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"
Internal Dialogue Aficionado Gifts Collection
Internal Dialogue Aficionado Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that speak to the internal dialogue aficionado—perfect for starting conversations with yourself over coffee or tea.
Internal Dialogue Aficionado Pillows
Relax with pillows that celebrate your inner voice. Comfortable and clever, they add personality to any space where you ponder or unwind.
Internal Dialogue Aficionado Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that resonate with your love of internal dialogue—quirky, witty, and inspiring designs that make a statement.
Internal Dialogue Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that showcase your love for self-reflection and clever wit. Find the perfect shirt to express your inner dialogue to the world.