Internal Monologue Enthusiast Gifts

'In the little movie inside my head, you're the bad guy.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

Interior Monologuist

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

Jimmy's 'Bar' (If you know what we mean)

Well spoken man.

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

"I'm speaking with you this evening without the benefit of speech-writers or teleprompters. Thank you and good night."

"Have you considered the face that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?"

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

'Why don't you go out and get some fresh air? You've been stuck in the house all day.'

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

"No problems here. You're just the only person who's required not to get up and leave when I start talking about my boring day."

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."

Stepping up to the podium/Standing up to the podium

"Look at Bradley! That vile, loathsome creep! He tries to appear good-natured, but he can't hide the carrion-stench of his nasty black thoughts and evil emotions bubbling up from the dark recesses of his snakepit mind."

My Biography - Modern Memorial

Conflict

"I'm feeling conflicted. Should I go into the military or become a pacifist?"

Penny for your inner monologue

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

Bully Pulpit

'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'

'Note to Self: stop obsessing so much about being obsessed and just concentrate on that.'

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

'Mumble mumble.' - 'He talks to himself.' - 'Then disagrees with everything he's said.'

"Have you noticed? Miss Harris talks to herself."