Internal Dialogue Aficionado Pillows

'Mumble mumble.' - 'He talks to himself.' - 'Then disagrees with everything he's said.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Quentin Tarantino

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

Mamet Bedtime Stories

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

Interior Monologuist

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

Don

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

The Power of the Pen

Thinking about Peace

"I'm good thanks."

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"