Self-talker Enthusiast T-Shirts

Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Self-realization.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"Once I figured out who and what I was, doors just opened for me."

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Feed me

'You never ask me if I still love myself.'

'Well, it's MY meaning of life!'

"What do you mean MOO?"

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

The Social Media Expert

"Could it be the one you're hiding from is you?"