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Worm inside Ed's head all alone.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Self-realization.

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Once I figured out who and what I was, doors just opened for me."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

Feed me

'You never ask me if I still love myself.'

'Well, it's MY meaning of life!'

This could be your blurb.

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

The Social Media Expert

"I don't know, Baldo. I like being an assistant manager and all...but I'm not sure this job is for me."