Online Chat Aficionado Gifts

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

Tasty.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

Internet Dude

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

The phantom of the Oprah.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

Tinder

"And in case of an emergency evacuation, please exit the aircraft 'before' posting it online."

'You're too old school - I'm looking for a mate online.'

'Please welcome next . . .'

"I prefer filtered coffee."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"You said your pictures were recent."