Online Chat Aficionado Pillows

Testimonial from cyberspace.

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Tasty.

Communication

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

The phantom of the Oprah.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Internet Dude

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

Tinder

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"You said your pictures were recent."

"And in case of an emergency evacuation, please exit the aircraft 'before' posting it online."

"His Tinder profile says he's in advertising."

'Please welcome next . . .'

'You're too old school - I'm looking for a mate online.'