Chit-chat Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

Airport Literature

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Woman on the phone.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"Let's just do the top layer."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Fill 'er up!'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I'm good thanks."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

parrot can't stand small squawk

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'