Chit-chat Fan T-Shirts

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Woman on the phone.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"Let's just do the top layer."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Dadonomics

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Small Talk Outlet

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

"I'm good thanks."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Airport Literature

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

'Yes, they are all my own teeth, it's my head that's false...'

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

YOL9.

Today on Oprah: Couples who are Not Having Extra-Marital Affairs

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"