Chit-chat Fan Pillows

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Woman on the phone.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Let's just do the top layer."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Dadonomics

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Small Talk Outlet

Propriety

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Airport Literature

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I'm good thanks."

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

Today on Oprah: Couples who are Not Having Extra-Marital Affairs

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

D*mn it.

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'