Chatrooms Gifts

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Social Notworking

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"We don't communicate any more..."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

Twitter vs Threads

Online chat

'I am so unfriending you!'

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

People love Twitter because it's quick, requires little effort from writer or reader. You're suddenly so self-aware. House of Java.net Cybercafe. The other night, I was tweeting and I realized: Why send 280 characters when you can send only 279? So stop tweeting at 279. People go to the limit. But 280 characters is so … long. So 2017. it's practically a … sentence. Or, what's that other thing: Paragraph! Gasp.

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'