Chatrooms Gifts

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'I am so unfriending you!'

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

Online chat

Twitter vs Threads

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'