Chatroom Explorer Gifts

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'She just won't speak to me!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Communication

"This is a duet yourself project."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Gesundheit!"

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

The Tangents talk it over.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

'Okay, that's a good start, but can you think of any other ways to communicate besides putting sticky notes on him?'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'What is it?'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!