Chatroom Chatter Gifts

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

'I am so unfriending you!'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Social Notworking

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"We don't communicate any more..."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"I'm good thanks."

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

Online chat

Twitter vs Threads

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

People love Twitter because it's quick, requires little effort from writer or reader. You're suddenly so self-aware. House of Java.net Cybercafe. The other night, I was tweeting and I realized: Why send 280 characters when you can send only 279? So stop tweeting at 279. People go to the limit. But 280 characters is so … long. So 2017. it's practically a … sentence. Or, what's that other thing: Paragraph! Gasp.