Chatroom Explorer Pillows

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Didn't you just say that?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"This is a duet yourself project."

Communication

'She just won't speak to me!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Echo in the hippo.

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

The Tangents talk it over.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Okay, that's a good start, but can you think of any other ways to communicate besides putting sticky notes on him?'

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

'What is it?'

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

"Your wife probably doesn't understand you because you always sound muffled."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.