Chatroom Regular Gifts

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Catroom.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

'I am so unfriending you!'

Online chat

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!

'Hang on Mabel, I can't keep up with you!'