Chatroom Regular Gifts

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"We don't communicate any more..."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Does she mean LOL funny or LOL strange?"

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

'I am so unfriending you!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

Online chat

"Do you ever go into a forum and then forget why you went in there?"

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

People love Twitter because it's quick, requires little effort from writer or reader. You're suddenly so self-aware. House of Java.net Cybercafe. The other night, I was tweeting and I realized: Why send 280 characters when you can send only 279? So stop tweeting at 279. People go to the limit. But 280 characters is so … long. So 2017. it's practically a … sentence. Or, what's that other thing: Paragraph! Gasp.

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog.

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!