Chat Room Participant Gifts

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

Online chat

I'm attending a 3 week, 6-part seminar with 15 speakers to learnhow to think for myself.

Begging for Upvotes

'I am so unfriending you!'

Cats on social media

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

'Harold's found his inner-child. On the internet he's a sixteen year old cheerleader named 'Minky'.'

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"It's okay to drink in moderation."

Possible diversity of genders in online discussion.

'Hang on Mabel, I can't keep up with you!'