Chat Room Veteran Gifts

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

Moses on the web

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

Online chat

'I am so unfriending you!'

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"So, when you were a kid, you didn't have cell phones? How'd you talk to your friends?"

If we need some smutty invectives, we just have to study the messages in our daughter's favourite chatroom!

'Hang on Mabel, I can't keep up with you!'

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

'Leave me alone! Go away!!'

'Liar chatting on the internet'