Chat Room Adventurer Gifts

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Social Networks

Book Shop.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"You look good for your age."

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

Rapid reading center.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'Your mother tells me you've started blogging! I have no idea what that means, but stop it immediately, or you'll go blind!'

Looking For Love.

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'