Brave Talk Adventurer Gifts

Very Difficult Conversations

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Shoot For The Moon

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"You're afraid of what?"

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Destiny is all...

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Tom Stoppard

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Knight

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Leigh Ann Caldwell - Washington Post

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown