Brave Explorer Gifts

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Very Difficult Conversations

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Desert Dermatologist

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

God in the bunker.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Tourist in the desert