Brave Explorer Gifts

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Very Difficult Conversations

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Are we broke yet?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Tourist in the desert

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid