Bold Explorer Gifts

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Trek, you know, means to walk to the top of Mt Everest!"

Louis Armstrong

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Cometh the Cow!

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'