Rugged Explorer Gifts

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"They're comfortable."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

"Don't even think about it."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'