Rugged Explorer Gifts

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

"They're comfortable."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

The Golfing Accident

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Pointing.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Don't even think about it."