Resilient Explorer Gifts

Sailing days in Covid 19 times

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Redundancies

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"First day out of bed?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Benefits of Living Abroad

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Hang in There!

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

Covid Fightback

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

"You've been an asset to the company, but then so has carbon paper."

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'Stocks rebounded from the downturn on news that what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'

"I want you to leave and take your headlong slide into oblivion with you."

"Keep your chin up."

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

The Incomplete Angler