Bold Design Adventurer Gifts

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Creative Baby.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Outré or simply bad?"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Marcel Duchamp caricature

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Flowchart of an idea.