Bravery Enthusiast Gifts

'I laugh in the face of danger.'

'I got that one for bravery.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Boy describing how he came by his riding injuries

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'Probably a regiment macho thing'

"We were in a fight with a bully! A real fight with fists and blood and pain and we beat him! We beat the crap out of the bully!"

"All the medals are for valor in combat, apart from this one, from my mom, for being a very brave boy when I was a poorly little soldier."

Knight

"Prepare for battle men!"

'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

Confronting the burglars.

'I'm cured!'

'That one is a free space.'

Fireman

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"You're afraid of what?"

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Very Difficult Conversations

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."