Bravery Aficionados Gifts

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Car joust.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"You're afraid of what?"

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

Knight

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

Sir Cowalot.

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Brother and sister at the dentist

'I'm cured!'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Whatever

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'