Bravery Enthusiast Pillows

'I laugh in the face of danger.'

'I got that one for bravery.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Boy describing how he came by his riding injuries

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'Probably a regiment macho thing'

"We were in a fight with a bully! A real fight with fists and blood and pain and we beat him! We beat the crap out of the bully!"

"All the medals are for valor in combat, apart from this one, from my mom, for being a very brave boy when I was a poorly little soldier."

Knight

"Prepare for battle men!"

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

Confronting the burglars.

'I'm cured!'

'That one is a free space.'

Fireman

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"You're afraid of what?"

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Very Difficult Conversations

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"