Boldness Enthusiast Pillows

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Man walks buy a vending machine selling "Cojones".

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Ego Increasing School

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"You're afraid of what?"

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Knight

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"It's vintage."

Fashionista

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

'I'm cured!'

Arrogant OAP.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

"Hold it right there, Buster!"