Boldness Enthusiast Pillows

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Man walks buy a vending machine selling "Cojones".

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Ego Increasing School

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"You're afraid of what?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

Knight

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"It's vintage."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Fashionista

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'I'm cured!'

Arrogant OAP.

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"My Tia Carmen talked to me today about being a good little girl. She said I should take care of my body, respect my elders and try my best no matter what."

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'