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"What do you think?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Hairstyles

'It's for you.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"A wise person said, 'Curiosity develops the new product'....and that's why I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the team."

"For God's sake, Austin, will you please stop saying, 'Heck, even a blind hog can find an acorn'?"

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

The Power of the Pen