Bold Statement Makers Pillows

Ask me about my thick neck.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

Your Ad Here.

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Fortune Favours the Brave

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Arrogant OAP.