Bold Statement Lovers Pillows

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

Hairstyles

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Fashionista

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

Dog Tattoo

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'It says white man got a tattoo, in chinese.'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Ask me about my thick neck.

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

Midlife Madness

Sid was regretting having a tattoo...all his mates now call him Popeye!

'So-what's your problem?'

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."

'Edward, will you promise that if I die first you won't go crazy and get your nose pierced?'

Tarzan got an office job...