Bold Statement Lovers Pillows

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

Hairstyles

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Fashionista

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Dog Tattoo

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'It says white man got a tattoo, in chinese.'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Ask me about my thick neck.

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

Midlife Madness

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

Sid was regretting having a tattoo...all his mates now call him Popeye!

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

"You did it, Harold - you got rid of that moustache!"

'So-what's your problem?'

"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."

'Edward, will you promise that if I die first you won't go crazy and get your nose pierced?'

Tarzan got an office job...

"Now that is one big ass hat."