Statement Piece Lover Pillows

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Born to be Mild.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Jane Austen

Hairstyles

"My husband's in advertising."

Knights

Your Ad Here.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

A Macaroni in 1773

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'