Statement Piece Lover Pillows

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

tRUMp, Pirate President

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Jane Austen

Hairstyles

Knights

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"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

A Macaroni in 1773

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Dog Tattoo

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."