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Tattoo resolution (color)

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"I don't know why you wanted a tattoo at your age, Harold!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Hairstyles

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

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A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

"My husband's in advertising."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'