Statement Makers Pillows

I don't wear t-shirts with slogans

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Your Ad Here.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I should like to depart from my prepared text and speak as a human being."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"