Fashion Statement Makers Pillows

'So-what's your problem?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Born to be Mild.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Hairstyles

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Your Ad Here.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."