Fashion Statement Makers T-Shirts

'So-what's your problem?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"This shoe proudly announces, 'I a am post-feminist'."

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'