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'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Fashionista

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'