Anti-fashion Statement Makers T-Shirts

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'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

Hairstyles

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Your Ad Here.

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Hoody Woodpecker.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

Dog Tattoo

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"