Anti-fashion Statement Makers Mugs

This building complies with the Persons with Fashion Disabilities Act

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

Dog Tattoo

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."